It’s human nature to argue – which caveman should get credit for inventing fire, which Greek wins the flat earth debate and which science fiction show holds superiority: Star Wars or Star Trek? Ultimately, all of the great debates came to a resolution. What remains are the most important questions of all. These timeless inquiries continue to define human culture and deserve everyone’s attention.
Is water wet?
Yes: If you touch something that is wet, it feels wet. If you touch water it feels wet.
No: Whatever is filled with water is wet but water itself is not wet.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Yes: A hotdog has meat in between bread so it is a sandwich.
No: Monkeys and apes are two different things so hot dogs and sandwiches are two different things.
What color is nothing?
White: Black is the combination of all colors while white is the absence of color.
Black: To see color you need light. If there is no light then there is no color and just darkness which is black.
Do you eat rice with a spoon or fork?
Spoon: Rice falls through a fork.
Fork: The worst idea ever. What kind of person uses a fork? (This response has been affected by the writer’s bias)
Neither: Chopsticks
Is cereal a soup?
Yes: A soup is pieces of a solid in a liquid same as a soup.
No: Cereal is a sweet breakfast food while soup is a wholesome broth with meat.
Are boneless chicken wings just chicken nuggets in disguise?
Yes: If you take the sauce and the spices away from the boneless chicken wing, it’s basically a chicken nugget
No: You can’t go to Wingstop and buy chicken nuggets.
Is a thumb a finger?
Yes: Everyone knows the human hand has five fingers not four and a thumb.
No: The thumb has two knuckles while fingers have three. Plus, the thumb is shorter.
If you are at a restaurant and your waiter doesn’t come back, are you the waiter?
This really isn’t all that debatable, but it’s funny. Who doesn’t like a good pun.
If you clean out a vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner?
Neither is this one but again, it’s funny. Laugh.
Is everything debateable?
Yes: No matter what topic, two sides can always be taken and argued. We can even debate this question itself.
No: Yes you can say make two different cases for anything but you have to have evidence to debate something and not all things have evidence.
Ned Flanders • Jul 16, 2023 at 11:39 pm
Cereal is NOT a soup. You eat cereal dry and you’re still eating cereal. Eat a soup “dry” and you’re just eating ingredients.
Lydia • Apr 19, 2023 at 11:15 pm
To be honest, Someone who sees the future will know what the other would do, but if they think about what they will do, then the mind reader would be able to see that they thought that and they knew that so then they would change their move but then the future seer would see that. Sooo…Tie?
zyga • May 19, 2022 at 8:44 pm
who would win chess, a mind reader or someone that sees the future
Person • Nov 4, 2021 at 11:05 am
I eat rice with a spoon too
pinnyskenis • Jun 30, 2021 at 1:30 am
it feels like eating cereal when you eat rice with a spoon. and why idk bout you guys but i eat rice as a side dish.
samaria cosey • Oct 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm
Do onions make you cry so you can feel their pain?
Robert James Newton • Oct 10, 2020 at 5:17 pm
I know this is meant to be just a bit of fun, but it’s white that’s a combination of all the colors of the spectrum.
Did Isaac Newton live in vain?
Sarah • Feb 23, 2018 at 3:26 pm
Is a poptart ravioli
micaih • Oct 24, 2017 at 7:49 pm
funny