6. “The Russian” from “The Punisher” 2004
When a man no longer has a name, and people simply call him “The Russian”, he must be extremely scary. In the movie “The Punisher”, Frank Castle, portrayed by Tom Jane, officially gets on John Travolta’s last nerve, so he decides to call in The Russian. The character himself happens to be very intimidating, but the man behind The Russian happens to be just as intimidating. Kevin Nash was a Pro Wrestler before he got into acting, and even though wrestling’s fake, he could still destroy anyone with a punch from his gigantic fist. Magically, Frank Castle kills The Russian, after The Russian gives him the beating of a life time.
Russian or a buff Where’s Waldo?
5. Jango Fett from “Star Wars episode II” 2002
He has a jetpack, flamethrowers and rockets. He’s got to be the best bad guy ever, right? Wrong. Jango Fett dominated Obi Wan-Kenobi, no one can deny that, but Mace Windu took him out in a good two minutes. Now, granted, Mace Windu was one of the best Jedi Masters ever, but no one should get killed so easily especially a guy who can fly in the air and light you on fire.
At least it’s not as bad as his son who gets eaten by a sand plant monster.
4. Noland from the movie “Predators” 2010
Noland was the best part of the movie “Predators”. Noland survived the predator attacks and he even killed a few of them, claiming he knew their weakness. He sounds like one of the toughest guys ever. Not to mention the actor playing him happens to be Laurence Fishburne who has to be immortal due to the fact he’s about as tough as a rhino on steroids. A fight started after Noland attempted to kill the main characters so that he could steal their equipment. Unfortunately the predators heard all the commotion and went to see what was going on. He sees the predator and it takes the predator about a second to kill him. So he was killed? Yes, yes he was.
“HA you can’t kill m- wait whats that big gun thing on your shoulder?”
3. Collin Sullivan from “The Departed” 2006
The Departed was one of the greatest movies of all time with an amazing cast and my favorite director Martin Scorsese. After Martin Scorsese decided to kill pretty much all the main characters in a mass shooting fest, he decided to kill one more. Collin Sullivan, portrayed by Matt Damon was the bad guy all along. We all knew it. He covers up the killings of his fellow officers by making it seem like he was a hero and everyone believed him except his wife and Mark Wahlberg. As Collin Sullivan walks back to his apartment, he feels somethings wrong. He opens his room door to see Mark Wahlberg standing in his room with a gun pointed at him. Without saying a word Wahlberg shoots him, and leaves, ending one of Martin Scorsese’s best films.
You’ve come a long way Mark E Mark.
2. Colt from the movie “The way of the dragon” 1972
Colt was played by Chuck Norris. Therefore he should not have died, but he did. Bruce Lee was an amazing fighter, and he should be completely respected, but I think Chuck could take him easily. Near the end of the movie Chuck confronts Bruce Lee they both stretch then start the fight. At first, Bruce Lee’s getting beat. Even though your eyes are focused on Chucks ridiculous amount of body hair, you still notice Bruce looked like he was about to pass out. Then, to everyone’s dismay, Bruce comes back with some crazy moves and kills Chuck.
Just remember: This is the only time someone has killed Chuck Norris.
1. Darth Maul from “Star Wars; Episode I”
If you have seen The Phantom Menance, then you more than likely are outraged at the death of Darth Maul. He was perhaps the most fearsome and coolest Sith ever. Not to mention he was the only Sith who wielded a double sided light-saber. Darth Maul’s death scene was glorious, though. After Darth killed Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan goes on a rampage. He attacks Darth Maul and kills him, ending the life of one of the most beloved Sith of all time.
Alex • Mar 22, 2011 at 10:57 am
Great job, Mr. St. John!!!!
Katie • Mar 18, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Good job Travis!!! This is so funny!
James • Mar 18, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Freaking hilarious