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7 Most Dangerous People and Things of All Time

7 Most Dangerous People and Things of All Time

There are many dangerous things on this beautiful, giant marble that can end the lives of many. Luckily humans have guns and we can defeat anything on four legs. This list has been composed of the dangerous things the world has or had to offer.

7.) Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee died on July 20, 1973. Scientists still cannot agree on what killed him. Bruce was the most iconic action movie actor of all time. He was brilliantly skilled in Martial Arts and renowned as one of the best fighters of his time.

He was like Mighty Mouse. Tiny but extremely dangerous.

Lee took physical fitness to a whole new level. Maintaining a 160 pouns frame and close to 0 percent body fat even at the age of 32 doctors claimed he had the body of an amazingly fit 18-year old. Lee achieved impossible documented feats, such as doing one-handed push ups using only his thumb and index finger, 50 one arm chin-ups, side-kicking a 300 pound bag so hard that it would fly up and thump the ceiling and in a speed demonstration Lee could snatch a dime from a person’s open palm and replace it with a penny before the person could close their fist.

I can’t make jokes about Bruce Lee. I have too much respect for that man.

Who I would want to see him fight:

I can make fun of Michael Moore though.

6.) Bears

Bears are terrifying. Giant, furry and hungry monsters that could easily get shot and say, “Oh a bee just stung me.” Bears just don’t find people intimidating. They think they can do whatever they want.

“I called shotgun Terry, so get out.”

Bears have one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom. Grizzly Bears can grow to over ten feet tall and use a human as a chew toy. Bears are really fast, they can climb trees and they are excellent swimmers, so the odds of people escaping them are very slim.

The big guy just wants a hug.

Who I would want to see them fight:

5.) Jon “Bones” Jones

He looks like a lion getting ready to roundhouse kick a gazelle.

Jon Jones has become the youngest UFC champion of all time. Winning the light-heavy weight belt at the age of 24 he punched, kicked and submitted all competition that stood in his way. He’s an astonishingly good fighter.

Ryan Bader meet the floor. Floor, meet Ryan Bader.

Who I would want to see him fight:

The Situation’s face looks like Jon Jones already fought him.

4.) Sharks

Just look at that.

Sharks are so scary and strike fear into so many people that we have dedicated a week to showing how murderous they are. With giant teeth and an immense hunger these things don’t care what they eat. They attack when no one expects it and will jump out of the water to chow on some idiot surfer.

Who I want to see them fight:

Sharks diets are usually composed of fish and seals, but there are some seals sharks can’t take down.

3.) SEAL Team Six

The Navy Seals are amazing, but one team has become more famous than all the others for one reason.

For taking down the number one hide and seek champion of all time.

After SEAL Team Six disposed of Osama Bin Laden, they became notorious elite soldiers. Since then, Team Six has become the president’s go-to group for advanced missions and operations. Recently saving a woman from a hostage situation, they continue to prove they can do things our regular military can’t do.

Who I want to see them fight:

Take him out quickly and quietly.

2.) Anderson Silva

The one on the right would be Silva.

Anderson Silva has become the single most feared fighter in the UFC. He has proven himself to be the best striker in the entire fighting organization and seemingly unbeatable. He moves like he starred in the matrix. He frequently puts his hands behind his back and dodges his opponents punches just to show how awesome he has become.

Seen above: Forrest Griffin understanding how awesome Anderson Silva has become.

Nicknamed “The Spider”, Anderson Silva has been the middle-weight UFC champion for almost two years now and that belt won’t be going anywhere for a long time.

Who I want to see him fight:

The Spider versus the vampire.

1.) The United States of America

The U.S. of A. has been the most dangerous force for almost two hundred years now. We have yet to lose a war.

We didn’t lose in Vietnam. We just kinda left.

The scariest part about the U.S. may be obvious.  From number six to number two on this list are all in the U.S.

Who I want to see them fight.

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