Bill Nye, known for his children’s science shows, has decided to change his perspective and now believes in Creationism, the belief that life spawned from the hands of an almighty, omnipotent being, that while being the creator, cannot intervene in life. Picture Jim Henson standing back in silence while his beloved Muppets run around committing crimes, avoiding taxes and telling lies because he is unable to intervene. It’s somewhat like that.
Nye was once an evolutionist, a member of a group of condescending people who believe that a giant boom of nothing led to something happening, which led to something else happening, then there were apes, now we’re here. Picture a spontaneous, unprovoked explosion in a room of nothing, and from that explosion, a bowl of flour is created, and somehow that flour turns itself into a muffin, and that muffin over time miraculously evolves itself into a cake. It’s somewhat like that.
The spontaneous perspective change happened during a Creationism v.s. Evolution debate with Ken Ham, the president of Answers in Genesis and the Creation Museum. During the debate, audience members were given the opportunity to ask questions. One Creationist audience member posed the question, “How do you explain the sunset if their is no god?” Nye was stumped. Nye was so baffled by the question that he didn’t even notice the glaring spelling error: their. Nye thought long and hard and ultimately could not come up with an answer for the overwhelmingly intelligent woman from the audience. It was then and there that Bill Nye the Science Guy became a Creationist.
Nye can now be found selling Bibles in the suburbs alongside George Bush at Ken Ham’s Creation Museum a huge dynamic from his pastime; being a democrat, hugging trees and enjoying defaming the holy book he now cherishes.
ben speigner • May 21, 2014 at 12:03 pm
The sunset is so beautiful because of the pollution in the atmosphere. Case dismissed.