As far as media goes, Buzzfeed is easily the most random site in all of existence. For a website that tackles stories as deep as openly-gay NFL draftee Michael Sam’s rough childhood, it’s strange to see the plethora of ludicrously irrelevant lists that pop up throughout social networking sites. So now, we present a paradoxical list of dumb lists.
18 photos of Albert Einstein being super chill
That’s right, renowned theoretical physicist and German-born consultant to the development of the first nuclear bomb has thankfully been reduced to a few one word mundane activities such as “Boatin’” and “Layin’”.
12 reasons why Sam, a cat with eyebrows should be your new favorite cat
Granted, Sam is very interesting with an impressively accurate set of brows on fleek, I don’t think he warrants a spot on your publication.
Top 10 dumbest Buzzfeed lists you’re embarrassed to say you’ve clicked on
This is now a list about lists containing a list of lists. Is that the sound of your brain exploding?
56 thoughts everyone has had while shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond
Who shops at Bed Bath and Beyond so much that they have specifically 56 things? And how has everyone had these 56 thoughts? If I had to go to Bed Bath and Beyond my only thought would be how to get out of Bed Bath and Beyond.
19 Things only farm cats will understand
I don’t understand how buzzfeed has achieved this perspective although I assume it was through a staff writer who was also an animorph.
22 vegetarian Thanksgiving Meals
Although this surprisingly holds some actual useful knowledge, I refuse to endorse the endorsement of vegetarian ideals, especially in the feast of all feasts.