Each of the 50 states holds its own set of laws. Some remain reasonable, and others just simply outlandish. In case you need a better understanding of what you can’t do, here’s a list of the weirdest, most irrational laws in the state of Texas.
Don’t eat your neighbor’s garbage
Upsetting, I know. Eating your neighbor’s garbage without permission can get you charged with theft or trespassing, landing you up to $4,000 in fines or up to a year in jail. Next time you get hungry, avoid your neighbor’s garbage. Let the raccoons get first dibs on that.
Permit to walk barefoot
Whether you’re stepping out of the shower or simply don’t care to put shoes on, make sure to purchase a $5 permit first. Walking in Texas barefoot violates the codes of sanitation. With the fine that could come with violating this law, you might as well buy some shoes. Keep your feet clean and your bank account full.
Respect the Alamo
Disrespect or misbehavior to the Alamo is explicitly prohibited. To get more specific, urinating on the Alamo can land you years in jail. The fact that this law even exists is slightly alarming to me, but to each their own I suppose. Find a port-a-potty. And don’t forget it.
24-Hour Notice
Those planning on committing a crime must give their victims a 24-hour notice. This law was placed in hopes of limiting crime in Texas, however, I think it’s safe to assume that those who want to commit a crime will most likely do it regardless of warning notices. If you plan on committing any crime in Texas, whether it’s theft or eating your neighbor’s garbage, make sure to let them know ahead of time. Or just don’t commit the crime. That works too.
No sitting on sidewalks
If you plan on traveling to Galveston, Texas, make sure to bring a good pair of walking shoes as sitting on sidewalks can land you up to a $500 fine. If you get tired of walking, find a bench or table. Sitting on sidewalks is simply illegal, so keep it moving.
No shooting buffalo in a hotel
Back when it was common to see buffalo in the streets, a law was created stating that shooting a buffalo from the second story of a hotel is illegal. Nowadays, buffalo don’t often find themselves on the streets. If they do, however, take the stairs up to the third floor before shooting them.
